Usdat or Shagird - Funny jokes Usdat Aur Shagird Urdu, English

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Usdat or Shagird

Ustad: khoobsurat larki ko english  main kis kehty han

Shagirad: I love you

Usdat or Shagird

Ustad: batao kainat kitni lambi hai

Shagirad: 4.9 fit

Ustad: (hairat sy) wo kaisy

Shagirad: wo hamary paroos main rehti hai

Teacher: Tell me how long is the universe ??? 3

Student: 4.9 feet

Teacher: (Surprised) How is that ?? 3

Student: She lives in our neighborhood

Usdat or Shagird jokes in Urdu

Ustad: aj ki online class khtm hoi koi sawal ho tu pooch lo

Shagirad: wo beech main ap ki chai deny ai thi wo kon thi

Teacher: Today's online class is over

If you have any questions, ask

Student: Who was the one who came to give you tea?

Funny jokes Usdat Aur Shagird Urdu

Ustad: (shagirad sy) agr tumhary pass do saib ho aur tumhary do dost a kr jain tu tum kia kro gy

Shagirad: en ki janay ka intizar

Teacher: (to student) If you have two apples and two of your friends come

What will you do if you go?

Student: Waiting for them to leave

Funny jokes Usdat or Shagird Urdu

Ustad: Shagirad sy murgi andoun pr kue bethti hai

Shagirad: kue k es ka ghr main kursi nahi hoti hai

Teacher: How many legs does a buffalo have?

Student: Why doesn't he have a chair in his house?

Funny jokes Usdat Aur Shagird English

Ustad: insani jis nam ki taqatwar tareen aza k nam btao

Shagirad: orat ki zuban aur marad k kaan

Teacher: Name the most powerful organs of the human body.

Student! The language of a woman

And - man's ear

Urdu Jokes Ustad Aur Shagirad

Ustad: baihans ki kitni tangain hoti han

Shagird: sir yh tu koi be-waqoof b bata dy ga

Ustad: es liyh tu tum sy pouch rha hun

Teacher: How many legs does a buffalo have? 

Student: Sir! Even a fool would say that. 

Teacher: That is why I am asking you.