Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Urdu, English - Urdu Biwi Aur Shohar Funny Jokes
A successful marriage takes a significant amount of effort. And having fun is one of the most crucial aspects of marriage. This collection of Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Urdu might help you spice up your relationship. Continue reading if both the Urdu Biwi Aur Shohar Funny Jokes don't mind being made fun of.
These jokes are not intended to be hurtful to anyone's sentiments or emotions, nor are they intended to belittle the Husband Aur Wife Urdu Jokes. We also oppose gender categorization.
Instead, these jokes are smart and hilarious, and they lighten up difficult situations for Married Couples Husband Wife Jokes. Read on for a list of laugh-inducing activities that have been developed in an attempt to bring joy into your marital life.
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| Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Urdu |
Tabedar begham: ny 50 rupy k do note diyh aur
kha ek ka piyaz dosry k alu ly ain
Masoom Shohar: Kuch dain bd wapis aya aur bola piyaz wala
note konsa hai
Obedience
Begum handed over two notes of Rs
Innocent husband:
After a while he came back and said what is the note with onion
आज्ञाकारिता
बेगम ने सौ रुपये के दो नोट सौंपे
निर्दोष पति:
थोड़ी देर बाद वह वापस आया और बोला कि प्याज वाला नोट क्या है?
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| Urdu Husband Wife Jokes in Urdu |
Shohar: main tumhain laarai ka moka nhi dena chata
Biwi: Ma tumhary moka ki muhtaj nahi
Husband: I don't want to give you a chance to fight
Wife: I don't need your chance
पति: मैं तुम्हें लड़ने का मौका नहीं देना चाहता
पत्नी: मुझे तुम्हारे मौके की जरूरत नहीं है
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| Husband Wife Jokes in Urdu |
Biwi: suniya apka dost ek pagal larki sy shadi kr rha hai
ap es rookty kue nahi
khawand: ma kue rokoun meri bari tu es ny bara dance kia tha
Wife: Listen, your friend is marrying a crazy girl.
Why don't you stop it ???
Husband: Why should I stop
It was my turn to dance
पत्नी: सुनो तुम्हारी दोस्त एक पागल लड़की से शादी कर रही है।
आप इसे क्यों नहीं रोकते ???
पति: मैं क्यों रुकूं
नाचने की मेरी बारी थी
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| Urdu Biwi Aur Shohar Funny Jokes |
Biwi: shohar sy acha batain na aj khana kesa bana tha
Shohar: tum b na bs larny ka koi na koi
bahana talash krti rehti ho
Wife to husband: Please tell me about those large puppies.
Husband: You, too, are always seeking for a reason to fight.
पत्नी से पति: कृपया मुझे उन बड़े पिल्लों के बारे में बताएं।
पति : तुम भी हमेशा लड़ने की वजह ढूंढ़ती हो।
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| Biwi Aur Shohar Funny Jokes |
Biwi: ma sochti hun k agar ma mar gai tu apka kia ho ga
Shohar: lakin ma tu sochta hun k agar tu na meri tu
mera kia ho ga
Wife: I'm curious as to what will happen to you if I pass away
Husband: But, if you don't die, I'm not sure what will happen to me.
पत्नी: मैं उत्सुक हूं कि अगर मैं मर गया तो तुम्हारा क्या होगा
पति: लेकिन, अगर तुम नहीं मरोगे, तो मुझे यकीन नहीं है कि मेरा क्या होगा।
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Biwi: Din Rat cricket cricket tang a gai hun
ma es sy ma ghar chor kr ja rahi hn
Shohar: Comentry ky andaz ma
pehli bar kadmoun ka behtreen istimal
Wife: Day and night cricket, cricket
I'm tired of it
I am leaving home
In the style of husband commentary:
Best use of the first step
पत्नी: दिन और रात क्रिकेट, क्रिकेट
मैं इससे थक चुका हूँ
मैं घर छोड़ रहा हूँ
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पति कमेंट्री की शैली में:
पहले चरण का सर्वोत्तम उपयोग
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Biwi hamri shadi ko 20 sal ho gy han aur pata bi nahi chala
shohar bola saza k ihsas sirf qaidi ko he hota hai
😁 Wife😁 We've been married for twenty years and I don't even know.
Only a prisoner feels the punishment Not the jailer
पत्नी हमारी शादी को 20 साल हो गए हैं और मुझे पता भी नहीं है
सजा तो कैदी को ही लगती है जेलर नहीं
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Biwi: chalo uth k chai banao
shohar bahar ko jany laga tu biwi boli kahan ja rhy ho
Shohar: wakeel k pas ja rha hun tun sy jutkara pany k liyh aur thori dair bad wapis a k phr chai banany lag gia
Biwi: ab kia howa
Shohar: wakeel khud barthan do rha tha
Wife: Let's get up and make tea
When the husband started going out, the wife asked him where he was going
Husband: You are going to the lawyer to get rid of you and after a while he came back and started making tea.
Wife: What happened now
Husband: The lawyer was washing the dishes himself
पत्नी। चलो उठो और चाय बनाओ
पति जब बाहर जाने लगा तो पत्नी ने उससे पूछा कि कहां जा रहे हो?
पति। तुम वकील से छुटकारा पाने के लिए जा रहे हो और थोड़ी देर बाद वह वापस आया और चाय बनाने लगा।
पत्नी। अब क्या हुआ
पति। वकील खुद बर्तन धो रहा था
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Biwi: mazay mzay sy golgapy kha rahi thi 20 25 kahny k bad shohar sy boli 10 or kha loun
Shohar: nagan kha ly
Biwi: ny shohar ko thapar ma kr khna nagan kis ko bola
Shohar: (Daty howy) ary ma ny kaha na-gin ka ly jitny khany han
Wife having fun: Gol Guppe was from 20 25 after the meal bid from the husband 10 more skins?
Husband: Eat the snake
The wife slapped her husband and said to whom did the serpent speak?
Husband: (Frightened) Oh, I said no. Eat as much as you can
पत्नी मस्ती कर रही है। गोल गुप्पे थे 20-25 खाने के बाद पति से बोली 10 और खालें?
पति : सांप खा लो
पत्नी ने अपने पति को थप्पड़ मारा और पूछा कि सांप किससे बात कर रहा है
मैं
पति: (डरते हुए) ओह, मैंने कहा नहीं। जितना हो सके खाओ
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Biwi: Gusy sy tumhary dimag ma tu gobar bara howa hai
Shohar: (Pyar sy) janu phr kue itni dair sy kha rahi ho
Wife, your mind is full of dung with anger
Husband, (lovingly) know why you have been eating for so long
पत्नी, तुम्हारा मन क्रोध से गोबर से भरा है
पति, (प्यार से) जानिए आप इतने दिन से क्यों खा रहे हैं
Husband Wifi Marriage jokes should be taken with a grain of salt, and if the joke is on you, keep your head up and look for the humour.
Do not be offended by your spouse's innocent jokes because they may not reflect their true feelings. Laugh as hard as you can, then plan a better prank on your husband for the next time.
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